Seriously coach, I need you to fix me.
I need you to yell at me when I reverse curl the bar up, thinking it will be easier.
I need you to tell me I am not using my hips to get the bar up.
I need you to mention that my knees are caving in, again and again, as many times as it takes to get it through my head.
Don’t give up on me, don’t just assume that this is how I will Clean or Deadlift or Snatch forever more.
I can do it right, I just don’t know how to. So please, show me what right looks like.
Pull me off the platform and tell me that instead of doing front squats I’m going to be doing air squats – because I need squat therapy and in the long run, this is best.
Drill me again and again with the PVC before I am even allowed to touch a barbell.
Make me jump and land aggressively in my split stance ten times for every time I screw it up.
Use chalk, or tape or whatever you have to get my feet to land in the right place.
I know that last time you tried to fix me I had an excuse; that my squat would never look any better, that I was born with tight hammies, that my knees were built to cave in.
I’ll try harder this time.
No more excuses.
I might get annoyed with you at the moment, but when it all clicks, when the bar moves up and it feels so good, I won’t hate you, I’ll love you.
Whatever you do, don’t just stand there, watching my crappy form, cheering me on from one ugly rep to another.
Don’t just assume this is as good as it will get.
That this is what I am capable of.
I can do it.
It might take a month or a year or even longer, but I can do it, and I can do it right.
So stop watching, assuming we all have a different way to Jerk; we don’t, and you know things that can make me improve.
Fix me.
Make me do it right.
Accept nothing short of perfection.
Although I may not say it, its what I need.
-Journal Menu
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WOD – 05.23.2013
“Regional Individual Event 6“
Level 3:
100 Double Unders
50 Handstand Pushups
40 Toes to Bar
30 Shoulder to Overhead (165/105)
90′ Lunge with Barbell in the Front Rack (165/105)
*15 Minute Time Cap
Level 2:
100 Tuck Jumps
50 Piked Handstand Pushups on Box
40 Knees to Elbows
30 Shoulder to Overhead
90′ Lunges with Barbell in the Front Rack
*15 Minute Time Cap
Level 1:
300 Singles
50 Pushups
40 Knee Tucks
30 Shoulder to Overhead
90′ Lunges
*15 Minute Time Cap
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